Hartwood Cookbook, $28, to remind you of the amazing food you had on your honeymoon.
Microwave Heat Pack, $38.95, to ease aching shoulders after carrying around giant paintings all day.
Benton's bacon , $30, (for four one pound packs) because it's hand smoked in Tennessee and legendarily good.
Leather House Shoes, $120, that are made by hand, modelled on a Civil War-era design and mould over time to the exact shape of his feet.
Tom Dixon glass and copper tank decanter, $145, because its next-level, future-heirloom beautiful
Tickets to a sports game, in this case, Dallas Mavericks vs Brooklyn Nets at Barclays Centre (there's a Shake Shack on site. YES) $50
A giant tub of Wine Gums, $15.99, because you got him hooked on UK "candy" (sweets)
Burroughs Beard Oil , $28, which has an incredible woodsy, leathery smell. Hubba.
Boxing Gloves, $99.99 for day-off fights with the training bags
Leatherman Multi Tool, $82.99, because, though terrifying looking, this is the kind of stuff that brings him joy